Scotch Files: Some Random Hits

What up peoples! This is going to be a few quick rants about some of the things I have heard recently.


When the Talkers Get to Talking

It started with Michael Irvin saying that the Cowboys had a bunch of #2 receivers. Then...

The Cowboys' Keyshawn Johnson ripped Michael Irvin on his weekly show on Sirius NFL Radio. Among other things, Johnson said, "I know that when my career is over, wherever he's ranked, he'll be under me." Johnson claimed that if he played with Irvin's Cowboy teams, he would have doubled Irvin's numbers. Johnson also said that as an analyst, Irvin "doesn't study" today's game like Phil Simms does. Irvin was asked for his reaction: "I won't even get to the point where I'm comparing my career with Keyshawn's. I wouldn't do my career that injustice."

- Taken from cnnsi.com

But it doesn't stop there.

Some interview Irvin did asked him 5 questions. The first was who were the best receivers in the game. Irvin said, "Moss, TO, Chad Johnson, Marvin Harrison and Torry Holt because Defensive Coordinators lose sleep game planning for them." Then the interviewer asked Irvin, "What about Keyshawn Johnson?" Irvin replied, "They sleep very well!"


Apparently R.I.[no longer]F.

So word is released that American Idol, Fantasia Barrino is functionally illeterate. BUT, has a book out. How oxymoronic is that? I have a book out, but I can't even read the damn thing myself. So, could you please tell me what I said on page 83, cause the writer might have lied on me. I think when God took the last day to make humans, he felt like being ammused cause I swear that life is just one unrelenting circus. How else can you explain this? Maybe Don King is smarter than we think, cause "Only in America" can some shit like this happen. And while Bush is forcing his (rahter bullshittish) NO Child Left Behind rhetoric down our throats.

When I first heard about this, I was confused as hell. I thought illiteracy went out with Dexter Manning back in '88. I didn't know they even still made that particular version of human anymore. I thought they were extinct like a 25 or older virgin! Too make matters worst, Fantasia is depressed that she can not read to her daughter. That leads me to ask one question. Why not "Free Yourself" of some studio time and hit the local community college for some "Reading For Dummies" classes?

What is even sadder is that I hear R. Kelly is in the same boat. This explains it all! The mofo keeps dealing with those "grown" looking little girls cause his stupid ass can't read that thier IDs clearly state that they are 17. I'm telling you God and Jesus started reality TV and they have been tuning in ever since Eve started kicking it with a snake.


Separated?

Damn Babyface! That is not going to help your image.

On another note, Tracey holla at me. I have a business proposition for you. *wink*